people call like
“Yes, I would like to bring Buddy in for a wash.”
Fucking Buddy who? And then when you ask them their name and what kind of dog “Buddy” is, they get all offended. Like, I’m sorry, I see 50 dogs here a week. Not to mention there are 52 dogs named “Buddy” that come here. It’s not an exaggeration, I just counted. And they range from Chihuahua’s to Golden’s to Husky’s, so lady, I have no idea what you’re asking for.