I think little Scout is pregnant.
The lady warned me she might be. I didn’t think so. But now almost 2 weeks later I do think so. Which means she’s due to pop in the next week or week and a half. If anyone in the Milwaukee area is interested in a rat baby, let me know! Great for kids or college students!
I have anger issues. I know I do. I think only the people closest to me have ever seen any of my outbursts. Last night I was trying to get Thor in his kennel right before bed and he just kept running away. He finally jumped onto the bed and I got a hold of him, and he pees everywhere out of fear. (This dog has been abused in the past). I was so pissed that I flung around, kicked the baby gate...
Pretty sure I had a dream about a shark. That was talking. And walking around on its fins like a human. He wasn’t a bad guy. I kind of liked him.
Tom and Sean are outside “fixing his car” but Tom is a teacher and Sean is a doctor so good luck figuring that out guys.
writehooks: I like beer, I like coffee, it makes me happy, but I sure have to pee.
I got a lady rat yesterday, and she is the cutest thing. She was a breeder her whole life, and was going to be snake food. She’s really shy, but as soon as she comes around I’ll get a picture. She is all black except half her face is cookies and cream color. Also, she needs a name.
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Today was nearly perfect.
We did a whole bunch of yardwork while the weather was warm, got breakfast for brunch, bought the dogs a sprinkler, and spent the whole evening playing Undead Nightmare and eating hot dogs off the grill. G damn I love summer.
We're building the fence today!
Yesterday, Tom let all the dogs outside, when Boo and Vince decided to take off to bark at a dog down the alley through a fence. Boo got distracted by the gathering of people at the nearby liquor store and ran there to see what was going on. So Boo is at the liquor store, Vince is attacking through the fence, and I’m in the house half naked and can’t do anything. It took a good 5...