Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

therealdoge:

what doesn’t kill you
eventually will

• My new job seems super awesome.
• Peter is coming in 1 month
• I’m going to live in Japan from November through February. (speaking of, I need long term sitters for my pets. A bird, a ferret, and maybe rats.)

Life is good.

ev4nder:

That’s just…wow..

• Do Laundry
• Mail thing
• clean rat cage
• clean rooms again
• clean car
• Fix nutrisource schedule
• Have a party
• Have a party
• Have a party.

therealdoge:

Hello all it’s kinda pretty here where my car died (Taken with GifBoom)

wwiao:

that dogs intelligence is a threat to mankind

it should be put down

“Sometimes I worry that I just think I’m happy because I’ve forgotten what it feels like to actually be happy.”

mechastreisand:

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING OKAY

smoothposeur:

Freelance Whales!

hazor:

Believe what you want

Hey I wrote this in 3rd grade.

I didn’t even know what the Packers were.